charlottan:

addicted to saying “ill definitely check that out” about things that i will definitely forget to check out

cryptotheism:

I will say, all the internet micropastors and crystal witch hucksters in the world are small potatoes compared to the predatory pseudoscientific titan that is the modern diet industry.

thyholymother:

horny levels are catastrophic rn but i’m being so brave abt it

thyholymother:

horny levels are catastrophic rn but i’m being so brave abt it

cowboy:

nothing-but-a-depressed-teen:

like-fairy-tales:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

winntir:

I realized this while watching [REDACTED] kill [REDACTED].

SEND ME AN EMOJI

victoriakindergarten:

👑 - You intimidate me
🌹 - You fascinate me
💙 - I want to be your friend
💚 - You’re one of my best friends
💖 - I have a crush on you
🍦 - Your blog is great
🍰 - I wish we were closer
🍩 - I wish you knew I existed
👡 - You’re pretty
🎀 - You make me smile

💥 - I don’t like you
❌ - You have a bad attitude
🔥 - I wish you would delete

🍉 - I wanna talk to you more
🍒 - I wanna be in your friend group
🍓 - I wanna get to know you better

I just need to fucking relax God DAMN

mrbungle:

i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.

bandwagonaf:

I am a hockey blog, but tbh this the best Gritty take I’ve seen. Cities should just have monsters, sports or no sports.

bigcommunist:

bigcommunist:

hi. i’m not american. WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THE OFFICIAL ARBY’S SLOGAN IS “WE HAVE THE MEATS” OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF TODAY JUST NOW

WE HAVE THE MEATS???????????? WE HAVE THE FUCKING MEATS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

crazy-pages:

capricorn-0mnikorn:

athelind:

beardedmrbean:

azzy-the-christian-furry:

bisexualshakespeare:

raevenlywrites:

worldheritagepostorganization:

kolbye:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

pukicho:

bog-dweller-official:

pukicho:

boob-a-chu:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

World Heritage Post

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

Magic of tumblr,

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

Here you go redditors